May 1, 2012

Scared to tell your twitter folks how drunk you are? TUMBL IT.

May 1, 2012

Srsly tho. My lonely drunken tweeting spur was so successful. 

April 30, 2012

I bet my twitter followers all thought I was joking about getting drunk on a monday night. That’ll learn ‘em.

April 14, 2012 • 22,185 notes • kriistenwig
harem-pants: somebody in my school literally asked someone to prom by shaving it into his horse with the harry potter font

harem-pants:

somebody in my school literally asked someone to prom by shaving it into his horse with the harry potter font

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April 1, 2012 • 4,839 notes • 4794

4794:

remember when pitbull rhymed kodak with kodak

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March 31, 2012
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"This is getting too long, I think I’m done for tonight, I’ll continue it another day. Maybe. Now GTFO Danielle, you creep." - I've been replaced... :(
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Sorry I’ll change it back :( also I have no idea how old this post is so yeah hey. 

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